The reason people got so angry about Michael Phelps doing weed is that it is harder to convince your kids that drugs are bad for you when one of the greatest athletes of all time does them, and continues to dominate.
Pokemon Go has rid the world of obesity. Everyone knows everyone in their neighbourhoods. Loneliness is an archaic concept. All national borders have been erased so players can search for pokemon unrestricted. There is no war. There is no suffering. The planet is finally at peace.
Fuck off, we voted leave, these are our pokemon.
You were in the UK last month right? NATIONAL SOVEREIGNTY
KEEP OUR POKEMON BRITISH
At first I thought perhaps this was simply poorly executed satire until I went to your blog full of right-wing memes and social conservatism, now I see that this is something different, a kind of.. nouveau-shitpost where anti-sjws parody themselves. Amazing.